Teesee answers some questions
###Questionnaire 2###
1. My uncle once: visited Thailand and so far, hasn't come back.
2. Never in my life: have I met someone as stupid as Girl 1.
3. When I was five: I could spell assemblies, beautiful and dodecahedron.
4. High school was: a time I wish to never repeat.
5. I will never forget: shoot, I've forgotten already.
6. Once I met: myself but then I realised I was looking in the mirror.
7. There’s this boy I know: and he likes trumpets. Hahaha. Trumpets.
8. Once, at a bar: I got so drunk, I went into the mens toilets instead of the ladies and didn't realise until after I pee'd.
9. By noon, I’m usually: sitting comofortably with a sandwich. Cheese and salad please, no mayo.
10. Last night: I had a headache. This morning, I still have that headache.
11. If only I had: had that last rolo.
12. Next time I go to church: I'll be mad.
13. What worries me most: is that I'll never live my life to its fullest.
14. When I turn my head left I see: a big motherfucking ass TV.
15. When I turn my head right I see: Paul. He's looking at me funny now, thanks.
16. You know I’m lying when: I stutter. I don't lie very easily.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: the big hair my mum had. Actually, no, I don't miss that at all.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Beatrice from Much Ado About Nothing. Wit as sharp as a lemon.
19. By this time next year: I will be one year older.
20. A better name for me would be: Teesee. Or, Pie.
21. I have a hard time understanding: Polish. It all sounds Greek to me.
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: be in the position to learn again. I love learning.
23. You know I like you if: I tell you I like you.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: someone's Mum.
25. Take my advice, never: wear pants outside your trousers. Only Superman can pull this off.
26. My ideal breakfast is: scrambled eggs on toast and a glass of milk.
27. A song I love but do not have is: I only have songs I like, if I don't own it, I don't like it.
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: jump on the bus and get the hell out of there, fast.
29. Why won’t people: give me a break.
30. If you spend a night at my house: you'll owe me some money.
31. I’d stop my wedding for: no one.
32. The world could do without: stupid people.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat a cockroach.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: out of a bottle.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: rubber bands. They are more leathal and can pick locks.
36. If I do anything well it’s: because I didn't really do it.
37. I can’t help but: laugh at Tubby.
38. I usually cry: when I'm watching or reading something really sad.
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: is move out as soon as you can.
40. And by the way: trumpets!
###Questionnaire 1###
My eye colour: Blue.
My hair colour: Blonde.
Height: 5ft4.
Right-handed or left-handed: Right handed.
My heritage: American / British.
Shoes you wore today: DG Trainers
My weakness: A bookshop (or just books)
My fears: Never being the best I can be.
My perfect pizza: Peppers, tomato, sweetcorn, mushroom and cheese!
Goal you would like to achieve this year: Finish writing my book.
My most overused phrase on IM: hehe
Thoughts first waking up: Ahh, not again.
My best physical feature: My eyes.
My bedtime: Is when I fall asleep - it has no set time.
Do you get motion sickness: Only when travelling backwards, i.e. backward facing seats in busses.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Went off Pepsi when I worked in Pizza Hut for two years. So Coke! With ice. And lemon.
McDonalds or Burger King: King of Burgers!
Single or Group Dates: Single for the first date and groups there after.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Hot tea. Why have it cold? Dash of milk no sugar thanks!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. White is good.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino - sprinkle of chocolate please.
Do you smoke: No. Although I used to work in a bookies so I probably did smoke passively for a while.
Do you swear: Sometimes. Especially when annoyed.
Do you sing: All the time! At quiz nights too when I don't know the answers 
Do you shower daily: Umm, I should do...
Have you been in love: Yes
Do you want to go to college: Not again anytime soon.
Do you want to get married: Yes, maybe. Ok, are you asking?
Do you think you're attractive: On some days.
Do you get along with your parents: Most of the time, yes.
Do you like thunderstorms: Oh yes. Nothing better than watching them whilst under a sheltered area.
Do you play a musical instrument: Does the recorder count? What about Guitar Hero?
In the past month have you drunk alcohol: Yes. Last drink was a JD and Coke on the rocks.
In the past month have you smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on drugs: Nope. (Not even paracetamol)
Favourite candy bar: Hmm, this changes yearly. Twirl's at the moment.
Favourite cartoon as a child: Oh, too many to choose. I like Fairly Odd Parents, though it wasn't on when I was a kid. I watch it as an adult 
In the past month have you gone on a date: Yes. Romance isn't dead.
Favourite sport: Err ...
When you were little, you use to... be short(er)
In the past month have I been on stage: No, I don't think so.
Ever been called a tease: I've been called a Teesee, does that count?
Ever been beaten up: God no. But I've been threatened several times in my life.
Ever shoplifted: Yes. Tehehe. But in my defence, it was a lemon! The shop keeper is still bitter about it now...
How do you want to die: Die? I'm not going to die. I'm going to live forever. Well that's the plan anyway. Need to learn about immortality first.
What you want to be when you grow up: I am grown up and very disillusioned at my career counsellor.
Number of piercings: 5. I did have 8 but I decided it wasn't for me.
Number of tattoos: 0. Although, I wouldn't mind one. Maybe.
Favourite colour: Pink! It changes as I get older though.
Favourite celebrity: Hmm. Billie Piper?
Favourite food dish: Tomato pasta, preferably made by Paul. With a sprinkling of cheese.
All-time favourite sports team: See above.
My parents are... getting old(er),
Ideal girfriend/boyfriend: I have to say Paul for this one, don't I?
Do you have children: No! (Thank god.) Despite what my friends say, I may not feel differently as I get older.
My best friend(s): Paul, Peter and Mel.
My weight: What about it?
Do you believe in love at first sight: I believe you can fall for someone quickly after meeting them, but love comes after.
Do you have pets: Paul? Tubby!
Favourite clothing brand: Umm ...
Favourite scent: Insolence by Guerlain. Their body milk range is quite nice too.
Dream vacation: New York. (Maybe this year!)
One time I got drunk and... Paul never lets me forget it. And neither does the neighbours downstairs.
Pet peeve: Having to stop reading when it's just getting interesting. Stupid real life getting in the way.
My favourite music genre: I can't answer this honestly without offending at least one person. Ask me my fav artist instead!
My favourite singer: Subject to change CONSTANTLY, but currently Sara Bareilles and The Script.
What can't you live without: Air, food, water. What else would I put?
My favourite movie: Dirty Dancing. Johnny Castle never gets old.
My favourite season: Autumn, Winter.
Have you ever fired a gun: Yes. I was rubbish.
Silver or Gold: White gold.
Do you like answering these questions: Why, would you be offended if I said no?
Who was the last person that called you: It was Peter! Bebe!
Do you like yourself: Only when I have to.
Are you a good driver: I don't drive. Therefore, the answer is, probably not.
I am addicted to... Harvest Moon at the moment.
Would you rather be rich or famous: Rich. More money couldn't hurt...
Favourite drink: Milk. Seriously. I've had to cut back.
When I'm sad or down, I... try to smile.
Do you have a crush on anyone: Only myself.
What is your phone's current ring tone: An old fashioned ringing tone - it works for me!
Are you ticklish: Only when I'm tickled by surprise. So, don't tickle me by surprise.
The longest you've gone without sleeping: I think it was 5 days. Nightnurse didn't work.
Favourite ice cream flavour: Strawberry. From Richmond Park. On a cone. In the Summer. With Paul. Or lemon sorbet. Mmm.
What would you do with a million dollars: Invest! Sad I know, but I'm getting older and need to save. And maybe, just maybe, I'd buy a house.
Define yourself in 3 words... Bum Ji Na. Ok that wasn't three words, so shoot me.
What makes you laugh: Tubby.
Do you believe in God: Ha. Ha. Ha.
Your favourite book: Sword of Truth Series.
Favourite day of the week: Saturday. Oh how I love having my weekends back!
Most embarrassing moment: I get less embarrassed as I get older. I love laughing at other people though.
Heads or tails: Heads.
Favourite item that you currently own: Grand Theft Auto IV, game on XBOX 360.
Favourite author: Terry Goodkind.
Have you ever moved: Moved? In what way? I'm moving my hands as I type. And my eyes when I blink. And my heart is constantly beating and therefore moving..
What magazines do you read: Naughty ones. Hehe. Actually Pick Me Up can be pretty funny.
Kisses or hugs: Both. At the same time.
Sweet or sour: I love sour crème...
Are you a very emotional person: *sobs* No.